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PostSubject: So before I start Activate, im doing a Juice Cleanse. Also I swear I am still interested in vaginas.   Mon Oct 08, 2012 2:01 am

This dude named Rich Roll was on the Rogan podcast awhile back giving a counter argument for Veganism against quite possibly the most famous Paleo-Diet personality, Robb Wofle, who wrote a really bad ass book called the Paleo Solution that blew my mind frequently and often, and who was on the Rogan podcast a couple weeks prior.

Anyways, Rich was a 40-something out of shape lawyer, and allegedly starting with a juice cleanse went from piece of shit to the #1 endurance athlete in the US. He regularly does these things called Ultra Mans, which basically seem impossible for a human to do, and things like triple marathon races through deserts. This is him now:







He said on the juice cleanse, he was sleeping like 3-4 hours a night because he had so much energy and felt so amazing. He's a full vegan now but thats another story.


Anyways, I decided in my quest to stop fucking being beta as shit and to prequel my AE/Triazole stack to try one out, a 3 day. So I wen't with a company called Blue Print Juice, which was the best and most reputable according to the interwebs. They basically send you these fresh cold-pressed juices FED-EX overnight in a chilled case, and they look like this:





http://blueprintcleanse.com/


Ill report how it goes, but if anyone's interested and owns a juicer I also have the pdf on how to make them all yourself. Or how to get as close as people know to making them yourself since they keep the actual recipes secret. Probably to cover up all the semen.
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PostSubject: Re: So before I start Activate, im doing a Juice Cleanse. Also I swear I am still interested in vaginas.   Mon Oct 08, 2012 11:43 pm

I'd be interested in le pdf
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PostSubject: Re: So before I start Activate, im doing a Juice Cleanse. Also I swear I am still interested in vaginas.   Mon Oct 08, 2012 11:59 pm

as am i
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PostSubject: Re: So before I start Activate, im doing a Juice Cleanse. Also I swear I am still interested in vaginas.   Tue Oct 09, 2012 4:25 am

I'll shall upload it tomorrow
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PostSubject: Re: So before I start Activate, im doing a Juice Cleanse. Also I swear I am still interested in vaginas.   Wed Oct 10, 2012 9:39 pm









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PostSubject: Re: So before I start Activate, im doing a Juice Cleanse. Also I swear I am still interested in vaginas.   Wed Oct 10, 2012 11:11 pm

Green juice- tastes like 16 oz. of wheatgrass mixed with spinach, pretty fucking 0/10
Pineapple- actually not too bad, a little too much mint but not terrible
Lemonade- cant tell if its because its up against the green juice, but actually pretty damn tasty. Tastes like expensive fresh lemonade.
Cashew Milk- tastes like a mix between cake mix, cashews, and almond milk. It's not terrible but its not something I'd drink for fun.
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PostSubject: Re: So before I start Activate, im doing a Juice Cleanse. Also I swear I am still interested in vaginas.   Thu Oct 11, 2012 4:31 pm

Fuck this is rough
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PostSubject: Re: So before I start Activate, im doing a Juice Cleanse. Also I swear I am still interested in vaginas.   Thu Oct 11, 2012 5:49 pm

whats ur main reason for doing this cleanse? ive been reading up a bit on it and it seems like most people do it to break bad habits or for a religious/ weight loss reason
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PostSubject: Re: So before I start Activate, im doing a Juice Cleanse. Also I swear I am still interested in vaginas.   Thu Oct 11, 2012 6:53 pm

Just because of being fucked up and getting the gallbladder surgery and shit. This isn't really a weight loss cleanse though, this is more of a restart/detox cleanse. It's only 1200 calories a day or so but pure nutrients. Plus I wanted to see if there's something I should be cutting out of my diet.
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PostSubject: Re: So before I start Activate, im doing a Juice Cleanse. Also I swear I am still interested in vaginas.   Thu Oct 11, 2012 9:55 pm

pitchblue wrote:
Plus I wanted to see if there's something I should be cutting out of my diet.

...like soild foods?
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PostSubject: Re: So before I start Activate, im doing a Juice Cleanse. Also I swear I am still interested in vaginas.   Thu Oct 11, 2012 9:56 pm

I think cleanses are bad for you.

Source: I'm a doctor.
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PostSubject: Re: So before I start Activate, im doing a Juice Cleanse. Also I swear I am still interested in vaginas.   Thu Oct 11, 2012 10:00 pm

They ain't
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PostSubject: Re: So before I start Activate, im doing a Juice Cleanse. Also I swear I am still interested in vaginas.   Sat Oct 13, 2012 12:20 pm

day 3 update?

also, nutritionfacts.org is pretty tight.. you guys might have seen it already but its one of my favorite ways of learning nutrition shit.. short 1-3 minute videos on almost every topic.
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